Jan. 12th, 2009

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If you, like me, are a person possessed of a uterus, you may find this post on dealing with menstrual pain helpful and/or interesting. I know I did: I knew most of these facts already, but it's great to see them written in such a frank and engaging way.

P.S. I know it is my uterus talking, but I would kill anyone in this office for a big old cheeseburger right about now. Well, okay, maybe not kill, but maim, definitely.
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Dear Skinners,

You may have "world famous hot dogs," and your poutine is pretty good, but I really think you should take down the photo of the thick, juicy, delicious-looking, dark brown, grill-marked, clearly hand-made burger from your menu board. Because you are setting people up for a severe disappointment when all they get instead is a disc of dry, greyish, obviously machine-formed and previously frozen meat about the size of an air hockey puck. Also: SEASONING, motherfucker. Do you USE it?

(No. The clear answer is no.)

Also, stop trying to disguise your burger's obvious failings with gratuitous amounts of mustard and relish. I prefer to eat my lunch, not wear it.

Seriously, you guys. Get your shit together already.

No love,
chavvah.

P.S. The least you could do is put some real cheese on that fucker free of charge. As if I had to pay an extra 70 cents for some played out fucking plastic cheese. Dammit.
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I am going to Cuba!

More specifically, to the Tryp Peninsula Varadero.

I am not really a sun-sand-beach kind of person, but I look forward to being able to relax and catch up on some reading and take some pictures. I also look forward to it not being -40C. I think 28C might be a touch on the warm side for me, but apparently we get a designated giant sun umbrella.

My mother just called to let me know she was booking the trip for sure and also to ask me what my birthday is. The mind, it boggles.
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No explanation--I just thought of this and figured it had to be on YouTube. And it was. The end.

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