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Sep. 2nd, 2005 02:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chavvahDear U.S. Government,
A couple of Canadian roast beef sandwiches are probably not going to go into your homes and scratch all of your DVDs.
They will not hide your car keys.
Additionally, I find it implausible that they will borrow your favourite pair of underpants and return them with weird stains.
I doubt very much that they have any plans to rip those little "do not remove under penalty of death" tags off your mattress.
They will probably not cause your boyfriend or girlfriend to cheat on you, and if they do, it is probably because you are really bad in bed.
They will also, in all likelihood, not leave the toilet seat up.
So why, again, are they not allowed into your country?
Sincerely,
Hungry Canadians on a Road Trip
A couple of Canadian roast beef sandwiches are probably not going to go into your homes and scratch all of your DVDs.
They will not hide your car keys.
Additionally, I find it implausible that they will borrow your favourite pair of underpants and return them with weird stains.
I doubt very much that they have any plans to rip those little "do not remove under penalty of death" tags off your mattress.
They will probably not cause your boyfriend or girlfriend to cheat on you, and if they do, it is probably because you are really bad in bed.
They will also, in all likelihood, not leave the toilet seat up.
So why, again, are they not allowed into your country?
Sincerely,
Hungry Canadians on a Road Trip
