Jamie sometimes does the opposite--he throws covers onto me that I don't want, and I wake up in the middle of the night sweltering under 30 pounds of bed. Even better, sometimes after he throws all the covers over me, he rolls over and snuggles up to the big ball of covers, thereby increasing the heat factor. So then I throw the covers off the bed in self-defense, and then later on I wake up freezing with no covers.

I talk to so many couples, and it seems as though there is always one normal person and one bed hog. I suppose because two bed hogs would probably kill each other in their sleep!