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stolen from pyroclasticgrub

If I were a month, I'd be May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be 10:00 p.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be Mercury
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a shark
If I were a direction, I'd be North-East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a beanbag chair
If I were a sin, I'd be pride
If I were a historical figure, I'd be Isobel Gunn
If I were a flower, I'd be slightly less allergic, I hope?
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a lightning storm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a piano
If I were an animal, I'd be a bichon frise
If I were a color, I'd be blue
If I were a sound, I'd be Moonlight Sonata
If I were a movie, I'd be The Thin Man
If I were a food, I'd be canelloni al forno
If I were a material, I'd be cashmere
If I were a taste, I'd be caramel
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a grin
If I were a part of a house, I'd be a ceiling
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be Belle
If I were a shape, I'd be an circle
If I were a number, I'd be 9

What about you?