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Dear MTS,

You suck, you fuckers!!!!!

Lots of love bugs and worms and fire and venereal disease!!!
Me!!!

P.S. I do like my new phone, though.

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I was going to write some more snarky letters about this, but I'm just too keyed up right now, unfortunately.

So my day started with shopping for clothes for a funeral (never a fun start to any morning). Things only got better from there, as my bank card has mysteriously become demagnetized (just in time for the weekend!) and then my cell phone froze up (prompting me to go on a foaming-at-the-mouth rampage that resulted in me getting a sweet new phone and a kickass plan from MTS). And I have no fucking idea what's going on tonight. And my back itches!! Fucking dry skin!! Fucking damn shit hell bugger!!! [insert swear words here]!!!!!!!!! I KEEEL YOUUUU!!!

Oooh, ringtones.