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There... is... a cricket... in the ceiling... in the doorway... of my office.

No one... can get it out.

OMGWTFCRICKET.

And now...

The postage meter won't work.

EDIT: Fixed it. Take that, technology!

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1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( to quote Gwen Stefani, this shit is bananas )

Who says office work has to stifle your sense of humour?

An updated version of our office's weekly agenda now reads:

Visitors to the Office

August 19 – really noisy cricket

And you know what? I'm going to send it out like that. See if anyone notices. I need to find ways to keep myself sane in the land of office drudgery.