Tough on crime, soft on vampires
Jan. 16th, 2006 11:34 amA satanist governor for Minnesota in 06?
Mind you, props to him for trying, but if this is the best Lucifer has to offer, I have to say that I'm kind of disappointed. I definitely expected more from the prince of darkness. I mean, I'm not an American and maybe I'm misreading the situation, but it seems to me that people are so tired of George Bush's particular brand of muscular Christianity that a good strong wind could knock him down at this point.
And this is Satan's A-string player?
My favourite part is his assertion that "history tells of three well-known people turning to 'The Dark Side'"--Lucifer, Judas, and Anakin Skywalker. Guess which one gets the most in-depth analysis?
ETA: This is my new favourite part. I kid you not: "As President, I will sign an Executive Presidential Order which will authorize me to Impale 'ALL' Terrorists and certain criminals." He means literal impaling here, folks.
Mind you, props to him for trying, but if this is the best Lucifer has to offer, I have to say that I'm kind of disappointed. I definitely expected more from the prince of darkness. I mean, I'm not an American and maybe I'm misreading the situation, but it seems to me that people are so tired of George Bush's particular brand of muscular Christianity that a good strong wind could knock him down at this point.
And this is Satan's A-string player?
My favourite part is his assertion that "history tells of three well-known people turning to 'The Dark Side'"--Lucifer, Judas, and Anakin Skywalker. Guess which one gets the most in-depth analysis?
ETA: This is my new favourite part. I kid you not: "As President, I will sign an Executive Presidential Order which will authorize me to Impale 'ALL' Terrorists and certain criminals." He means literal impaling here, folks.