It just saddens me that there is really no way to do this while retaining my dignity. I either have to wait until he leaves, or risk getting caught with my hand in the cookie jar.
P.S. I am reposting this comment because I made a stupid mistake on the original one. If only conversations had erasers, then things like this wouldn't happen to me.
boss: *is working* chavvah: *reaches hand down into cleavage up to the wrist* boss: *looks up to ask chavvah a question, makes eye contact, freezes* chavvah: *blinks* boss: *blinks* chavvah: *extracts popcorn, eats popcorn, goes back to work*
Yeah, I noticed that! I tried to start an interesting conversation about fashion in the workplace... nothing. But I drop one piece of popcorn in my decolletage and all hell breaks loose!
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Date: 2005-11-08 07:41 pm (UTC)Hee.
I get that. Totally.
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Date: 2005-11-08 07:43 pm (UTC)P.S. I am reposting this comment because I made a stupid mistake on the original one. If only conversations had erasers, then things like this wouldn't happen to me.
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Date: 2005-11-08 07:47 pm (UTC)boss: *is working*
chavvah: *reaches hand down into cleavage up to the wrist*
boss: *looks up to ask chavvah a question, makes eye contact, freezes*
chavvah: *blinks*
boss: *blinks*
chavvah: *extracts popcorn, eats popcorn, goes back to work*
Hee.
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Date: 2005-11-08 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-08 08:02 pm (UTC)Who would want to waste a perfectly good piece of popcorn?
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-27 08:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(I totally did miss this one, too. Glad you referred me here!)
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:05 pm (UTC)I was very casual--I pretended to be straightening up my jacket and managed to flick out the popcorn with my thumb.
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-08 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-08 08:14 pm (UTC)also, I'd totally eat food that fell in there - it's not like boobies have cooties!
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:15 pm (UTC)Boobie-cootie
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:21 pm (UTC)Boobie cooties!
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:29 pm (UTC)That was so four seconds ago! Get with the now!
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:45 pm (UTC)My nerves are shot. I need to take some stress leave.
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Date: 2005-11-08 08:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-09 12:29 am (UTC)example from buffistas:
[insert relevant question about buffy here]
replies: 2
[insert question about butternut squash here]
replies: 2378973289472
oh, internet.
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Date: 2005-11-09 02:39 am (UTC)