A quandary

Nov. 8th, 2005 01:36 pm
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How best to extract popcorn from my cleavage with Boss² seated just a few feet away?

Hmmmm.

Date: 2005-11-08 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hee.

I get that. Totally.

Date: 2005-11-08 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
It just saddens me that there is really no way to do this while retaining my dignity. I either have to wait until he leaves, or risk getting caught with my hand in the cookie jar.

P.S. I am reposting this comment because I made a stupid mistake on the original one. If only conversations had erasers, then things like this wouldn't happen to me.

Date: 2005-11-08 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
That would be the best awkward work moment EVER!

boss: *is working*
chavvah: *reaches hand down into cleavage up to the wrist*
boss: *looks up to ask chavvah a question, makes eye contact, freezes*
chavvah: *blinks*
boss: *blinks*
chavvah: *extracts popcorn, eats popcorn, goes back to work*

Hee.

Date: 2005-11-08 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
The most hilarious part about that is that I did eat the popcorn when I finally got it out.

Date: 2005-11-08 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
Hee! I would have to. Been there, done that.

Who would want to waste a perfectly good piece of popcorn?

Date: 2005-11-08 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
Exactly.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archaica.livejournal.com
I've never heard someone's decolletage referred to as "the cookie jar" before, but I'm totally using it from now on.

Date: 2005-11-08 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
Go to the bathroom? :) Yeah, I've been there....

(I totally did miss this one, too. Glad you referred me here!)

Date: 2005-11-08 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Boobie love!

I was very casual--I pretended to be straightening up my jacket and managed to flick out the popcorn with my thumb.

Date: 2005-11-08 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
Clever of you! I've had stuff go down there so far I was buried to the wrist fishing it out - that was a needs-the-bathroom situation. :)

Date: 2005-11-08 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
You might be able to make it to the "buried to the elbow" level. ;)

Date: 2005-11-08 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
it's possible. :)

also, I'd totally eat food that fell in there - it's not like boobies have cooties!

Date: 2005-11-08 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
Hee. Boobie-cooties. That's fun to say!

Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
Boobie-cootie
...

Date: 2005-11-08 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
And you make fun of my silly comments. :)

Boobie cooties!

Date: 2005-11-08 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
No, see, if you were commenting with the boobie-cootie sillies you would have done it differently:

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Date: 2005-11-08 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
:) Sigh, do one silly comment stunt and you never live it down....

Date: 2005-11-08 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
"never live it down"? Dude, that was like, an hour ago.

Date: 2005-11-08 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
An hour is a long time on the internets.

That was so four seconds ago! Get with the now!

Date: 2005-11-08 08:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-11-08 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
I tell you, I've been at work for at least a "never" since then! (Feels like eons, anyway....)

Date: 2005-11-08 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
Work? Is that where I am? Should I be doing work then? Hmmm...

Date: 2005-11-08 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
I was doing work, until my co-worker distracted me by placing a walkie-talkie under my desk and then saying "hellooooooo" in a creepy voice!

My nerves are shot. I need to take some stress leave.

Date: 2005-11-08 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
LOL. Hee. You should totally get stress leave for that. ;)

Date: 2005-11-08 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jandyle.livejournal.com
(some of my letters didn't make it, so I added them in. stooopid email comment posting)

Date: 2005-11-08 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO! What is this nonsense that has invaded the livejournals?

Date: 2005-11-09 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolemonsnomelon.livejournal.com
the fact that this particular entry has 37 comments (38 now, with mine) is everything i adore and despite about eljay at the same time.

example from buffistas:

[insert relevant question about buffy here]

replies: 2

[insert question about butternut squash here]

replies: 2378973289472

oh, internet.

Date: 2005-11-09 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chavvah.livejournal.com
Yeah, I noticed that! I tried to start an interesting conversation about fashion in the workplace... nothing. But I drop one piece of popcorn in my decolletage and all hell breaks loose!

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