This is what it sounds like when unicorns cry

[chavvah]

Because it's Friday afternoon and--everyone say it with me--there's no one in my office, I decided, for nolemonsnomelon's benefit, to Google "sad unicorn" images for inspiration for the zine (which you should all buy when it comes out).

ETA: So apparently I can't post a lot of these pics, so I'll just have to link to them. Trust me, they're freakin' hilarious.



Your standard sad unicorn, or, as I like to call them, "sadicorn".


Okie-dokie.


Sad... on so many levels. /artsnob


"Behold a unicorn crying!"


"i don't know why but she looks sad"


This unicorn is sadly wearing an eyepatch. Don't cry, little sadicorn... eyepatches are badass. The ladies will be all up ons. You'll see.


I call this one "Maris".


This one is sad because he is actually just a horse with a badly Photoshopped horn grafted on. The other sadicorns tease him.

There are way more where that came from, unfortunately.

Comments

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

All the links also say your hotlink is... well, it looks like "BLAWED", but I assume it says "BLOCKED" or something.

[chavvah.livejournal.com]

Dammit!

Well, go to the google link and look around. People are fucked. Up.

[chavvah.livejournal.com]

Also if you right-click and "Copy shortcut" that works too.

[nolemonsnomelon.livejournal.com]

ha ha, you wouldn't believe how much i've been GISing* "sad unicorn." i'm diabolically pleased to discover it's really a pervasive theme in our society. thus, my zine will be a bestseller and i will retire at the age of 23 to my own Baffin Bay Island. yes!



*Google Image Searching

[nolemonsnomelon.livejournal.com]

that last one! wtf? did that person just steal some random horse drawing? they must have because if they could draw that "well" then they obviously wouldn't need a digital horn. jeebus.

oh and if you right click on the text and "copy link location" and then paste it in your browser, you can view them all, no prob. also, you could use lj's "insert image" feature to embed them in this post. hmm, maybe i only have that because of my paid account though?

[chavvah.livejournal.com]

Yes, paid accounts have all kinds of goodies that us freeloaders have to do without.

[chavvah.livejournal.com]

I guess we can't print any of these without asking first, due to copyright, etc? Because that one in the stall with the sign is genius, as are some of the ones linked. Still, there's nothing that says I can't be inspired by some of them... ;)

Almost done my Unicron drawing. I think I will give it a monochrome marker treatment. It's going to be hawt.

[nolemonsnomelon.livejournal.com]

well, according to certain canadian politicians, all you need to do to be able to steal use material from the internet is to use the following citation: (the internet 1)

oh apropos of nothing i have a large head to house my positronic brain. please keep this in mind when you are knitting for it as i will really be a very sad unicorn if the hat is too small.