Jun. 16th, 2003

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Jun. 16th, 2003 11:14 pm
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number of times the word "cock" was said this evening (approx.)

Very tired, but I just had to report on this bachelorette party I went to tonight. We had a penis-shaped pinata and a penis-shaped cake and lots of raunchy humour concerning both. ("Ugh, I think I ate too much cock..." "Don't expect cock to taste this good on the wedding night!" etc.) The pinata contained thongs, condoms and chocolate. I spent the evening with a little condom packet tucked behind each ear, like a tropical flower. Very festive. Fortunately someone reminded me to remove them before I left for home.

Sometimes--not always, but sometimes--I love partying with work girls.

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