Because sometimes I just amuse the freakin' hell out of myself.

The Creation of Boobs
As Set Forth in the Book of Genesis
With Slight Humourous Amendations
by Chavvah

1:1 In the beginning God created the chest.
1:2 And the chest was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the chest. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the chest.
1:3 And God said, Let there be boobs: and there were boobs.
1:4 And God saw the boobs, that they were good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
1:5 And God called the light Boobs, and the darkness he called Cleavage. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Heh.