chavvah | (no subject)

As many of you know, I am a huge fan of Smoothiepack. Like, such a fan that I would marry Smoothiepack and have its babies, were that at all possible (and perhaps not as likely to cause a yeast infection). Last night I put one in the freezer so it would be extra cold, but in all the ensuing glass-in-foot hijinks, I completely forgot to take it out. This morning, it was rock hard, so I put it in the fridge until just now.

When I went to drink it, it was not entirely unfrozen, but I found that I had accidentally invented... Slushiepack. It's like a fresh fruit Slurpee. Heaven in a juice box, man. This was seriously worth all the intense foot pain. OMGSLUSHIEPACK.

I totally heart Smoothiepack times a million more. (Grammar? What's that? All your base are belong to us!)

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I've never heard of a Smoothiepack, and now I will go right out and buy one! Sounds really yummy. Thanks for improving the economy, one LJ reader at a time..

Did all the pissed off pieces of glass finally pay rent and leave your foot?

Jamie had to pull it out. Seriously unpleasant.