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[chavvah]

Dear Livejournals,

chavvah is thinking of knitting me for herself sometime this year. I think this is a very good idea.

Sincerely,
really cute sweater



Dear really cute sweater,

You are knitted in a really expensive yarn. It would probably make more sense (cents) to buy a slightly less cute sweater than to buy all that swanky yarn.

With much love,
chavvah



Dear chavvah,

You know you want me.

Sexily yours,
really cute sweater



Dear really cute sweater,

Maybe I could use this yarn instead?

I really do want to knit and wear you.

Hopefully,
chavvah



chavvah,

That is obviously inferior, itchful yarn. What is the matter with you? Clearly, you do not deserve me.

Sincerely,
really cute sweater that you will never, ever wear

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[cheeky-geek.livejournal.com]

Hoorah for new yarn! I'll get back to you about the bowling...sounds fun.